go ahead
write dosslock fanfiction
you know you want to

posted Jul 29, 2014 at 5:12 with 0 notes
tagged as: #dosslock


How YOU doin’?


Chris Hemsworth’s biceps are not of this earth.

(Side note – Mark Ruffalo’s face, guys. Mark Ruffalo’s face.)

I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.

there was a siren and i need to pee


I was tagged by Hillary to post 6 selfies that make me feel good about myself! (click the photos for descriptions)

I’m tagging thebadddestwolf, bellefatcat, myrozainloversmeeting, we-are-at-greg, and soufflesforgallifrey

oh look i got tagged! i will do this.

Anyone Else But You
Artist: The Moldy Peaches
Album: Juno OST


Look what I got in the mail!





going by the gregorian calendar, dosslock turned a year old about 4 days ago.

posted Jul 28, 2014 at 12:03 with 2 notes
tagged as: #dosslock #cool