write dosslock fanfiction
you know you want to
Chris Hemsworth’s biceps are not of this earth.
(Side note – Mark Ruffalo’s face, guys. Mark Ruffalo’s face.)
I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?Me:
Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Omg man I didn't see you there.
Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
So...can I get out now?
Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
there was a siren and i need to pee
I was tagged by Hillary to post 6 selfies that make me feel good about myself! (click the photos for descriptions)
I’m tagging thebadddestwolf, bellefatcat, myroza, inloversmeeting, we-are-at-greg, and soufflesforgallifrey
oh look i got tagged! i will do this.
Anyone Else But You
Artist: The Moldy Peaches
Album: Juno OST
Look what I got in the mail!
going by the gregorian calendar, dosslock turned a year old about 4 days ago.